#Someone asked me How’s your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine!!

#if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..

#I hate when people look at my status and say “Its Bakwas”.

#I don’t need to explain myself coz, I know I’m right.

#I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true….

#Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..

#Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY. !!

#!Good Girl are those which can help people, Bad Girl have no time to help…

#Being “Single” is My Attitude!

# Always stay true to yourself ,& never sacrifice who are you for anyone.

#If some one hate you without any ,reason then Give the reason to him..!

#I’m not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.

#Status Unavailable! Check Later…!!

#Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.

#I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.

#I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.

If u think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.

#My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on who you are!

#Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.!!

#I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.

#I never insult people I only tell them what they R.

#I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. !!

#I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

#Life will give u exactly what you need, not what you want.

#Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.

#My attitude based on how u treat me.

#Your Whatsapp status say’s online…If your online then why aren’t you texting me

#Yeah U – The one reading my status, Get Lost!

#I loved a girl & she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…

#I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

#Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save ur girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.

#I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!

#Excuse me!!. I found something under my shoes ohhh its your Attitude.

#Waiting for Wi-Fi network.

#What is a Best friend?? A single soul in two bodies.

#I’m looking 4 a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

#If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’..

#Style is a way to say who u are without speaking.

#Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.. ??

#It’s better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.

#Gal V ohna di hundi ae jinha di koi gal baat hundi ae!!

#Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. !!

#I am multi talented, i can talk & piss you off at the same time.

#Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.

#I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.

#Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

#Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF

#Sukh Wele Selfie,Dukh Wele Status,Har Time Online Shounk Preet  Da!!

#Adopt a right attitude make you the negative thinking to postive thinking!

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