1) SI unit of ignorance = “seen” 😁

2) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”πŸ˜‹
3) Read books instead of reading my status!πŸ˜†πŸ˜…
4) Can’t talk, telepathy onlyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
5) A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!😜😝
6) Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
7) WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!😏😏
8) It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.πŸ˜†πŸ˜‡
9) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ΊπŸ˜Ί
10) Don’t get a man/woman ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

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