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Wednesday, 20 September 2017

FUNNY JOKES ON GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND










Q. How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy? 
A. Who cares? 



Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? 
Boyfriend: Sure, babe. 
Girlfriend: BAM! You're single. 



While the Daughter is getting ready for her Date, the Dad says to the Boyfriend "What's the first thing you feel when you stick your hands down a girls pants?" 
The boyfriend shrugs I don't know ... and the Dad slaps the boyfriends face hard! 



Q: What does a penis and a boyfriend have in common? 
A: All men have one!


Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? 
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked.



Q: What do you call a man made out of garbage? 
A: Your ex-boyfriend! 



Q. When would you want a man's company?
 A. When he owns it! 



Q. How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups?
 A. Put the remote control between his toes.



 Do you know how to tell if your boyfriend is geting fat?
 He can wear your husbands clothes... 

Q: What do you call a man made out of garbage? 
A: Your ex-boyfriend! 


Q: What book do women like the most? 
A: "Their boyfriends paycheck!" 



Q: Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven? 
A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell.



 My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that looks like him for dinner. 
Good thing he's a cute-cumber. 



Q: How can you tell when your boyfriend is well hung?
 A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.



 Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for boyfriends?
 A: It changes their DNA. 



Q: Why are boyfriends like cars?
 A: Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming. 



Q: How many ex-boyfriends does it take to tile a bathroom? 
A: Two - if you slice them very thinly. 



Q: How do boyfriends exercise on the beach? 
A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini 



Q: What do a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?
 A: They're always coming early.



 Q: What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common? 
A: They both run at the first sign of emotion. 



Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday Night Football? 
A: The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer. 



Q: What's a boyfriends definition of a romantic evening? 
A: Sex.



 Q: What do you call a boyfriend who Masterbates more than twice a day? 
A: A Terrorwrist



 Q: How does a boyfriend show he's planning for the future? 
A: He buys an extra case of beer. 



Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? 
A: A Boyfriend. 



Q: What is a major turnoff? 
A: When your boyfriend talks about his ex. 



Q: Why does your boyfriend have a hole in their penis? 
A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then. 



Q: What's a boyfriends idea of honesty in a relationship? 
A: Telling you his real name. 



While the Daughter is getting ready for her Date, the Dad says to the Boyfriend "What's the first thing you feel when you stick your hands down a girls pants?" 
The boyfriend shrugs I don't know ... and the Dad slaps the boyfriends face hard! 



Every guy should give their girl 3 things: A stuffed animal, jewelry, and one of his sweatshirts sprayed with cologne. 



A boyfriend suppose to make yo panties WET not yo Eyes


Q. When would you want a man's company?
 A. When he owns it! 




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